Hacking the Universe with Quantum Encraption
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Quantum Physics Community:
I want you to make a Pseudorandom Number Generator!
And why not! I’m just a crypto nerd working on computers, I only get a few discrete bits and a handful of mathematical operations. You have such an enormous bag of tricks to work with! You’ve got a continuous domain, trigonometry, complex numbers, eigenvectors…you could make a PRNG for the universe! Can you imagine it? Your code could be locally hidden in every electron, proton, fermion, boson in creation.
Don’t screw it up, though. I can’t possibly guess what chaos would (or would fail to) erupt, if multiple instances of a PRNG shared a particular seed, and emitted identical randomness in different places far, far away. Who knows what paradoxes might form, what trouble you might find yourself entangled with, what weak interactions might expose your weak non-linearity. Might be worth simulating all this, just to be sure.
After all, we wouldn’t want anyone saying, “Not even God can get crypto right”.
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